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Report: Reason Behind Adam Rose's WWE Suspension Revealed (Satire)

4/16/2016

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By Graham "GSM" Matthews

It was announced today on WWE.com that Adam Rose, along with Konnor of The Ascension, was suspended for 60 days for his second violation of the WWE Wellness Policy. No details were known about what led to his shocking suspension... until now.

According to a reliable source (i.e. the janitor who works part-time at WWE Headquarters), Rose has been dealing with depression for the past several months following his fall from grace in the company. At this time two years ago, Rose was a top prospect on the NXT brand and was destined for greatness on Monday Night Raw, though an excessive amount of partying led to his entourage (a.k.a. the Rosebuds) ditching him. Yes, The Bunny included.

In the year that followed, Rose embarked on a journey to find himself. From his short-lived pairing with Rosa Mendes to his "hot, steamy poop" pedophile-esque phase, nothing seemed to click. His newfound friends Heath Slater, Curtis Axel and Bo Dallas have attempted to aid him in his time of need, but to no avail. The artist formerly known as Leo Kruger instead reverted back to his partying ways to cope with the emotional pain.

Rose was spotted Friday night at a local club with fellow WWE Superstars regular Konnor, who as noted, was also suspended for violating the Wellness Policy. According to the aforementioned source, the two were taking it easy and having a harmlessly fun time before it escalated to the next level, becoming an annoyance to other attendances and causing a scene. They were eventually asked to leave the club.

When they refused, they were told they would have to be kicked out. Rose and Konnor notified them that they were WWE Superstars and asked if they knew who they were. The bouncers proceeded to laugh in their faces, told them they have never seen them before in their lives, and forcefully removed them from the club. A high-ranked WWE official caught wind of the incident a short time later and discovered they were experimenting with substances banned by WWE, leading to the two getting suspended.

No word on what this might mean for both men going forward as The Ascension were rumored to be in line for a major push prior to this suspension. Yes, they lost to Enzo Amore and Colin Cassady in the first round of the tag team tournament on Thursday night, but that was said to be a red herring. As for Rose, this is the most relevant he has been in years, so perhaps this is all a blessing in disguise for the Social Outcasts member.

All "facts" in this article are erroneous and compete fiction. If you took it seriously, well, joke's on you. Thanks for reading!


SEE ALSO: "Report: TNA Interested in Adam Rose? (Satire)"
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