(As written by James Curran)
Erm guys. Can I have your attention I have recieved an email from the announoumous Raw GM. “And I Quote” SHUT UP MICHAEL COLE. Please can everyone stop thinking that Cole is a heel. He is just simply annoying. The newest fued of WWE! Michael Cole and a Diva. What are the odds?
Next, The Rock. Rock the master of the mike! Or is he? His best insults are Yaba Daba and Fruity Pebble. When it comes to words a 3 year old can whip his candy ass on the microphone.
The biggest name in WWE right now. Not Randy Orton, not John Cena, not Edge, not Triple H, not Undertaker, not Sheamus, but it is The Miz? The Miz? Of all people. Don't get me wrong, I'm a fan of the Miz but not major.
Time for the Cry Baby Rey Mysterio. Rey needs to stop crying to management and quit. The one reason was World champion last year was because he had been crying. Now his jealous of Sin Cara. Sin Cara is the next Rey, Rey Is jealous can someone fire him? I'm sick of seeing him moan.
Money In The Bank. The MITB Match has been thrown out cause WWE thinks Laycool and Jersy Shore can do better. I'm not laughing. Congrats WWE. WrestleMania 27 is ruined. Thanks a lot Jersy Shore. Also, what in the heckin' world is Jo Mo in this match for? GET HIM IN THE WORLD TITLE SCENE NOW!
Also In WWE, The World’s Strongest Man Mark Henry has stated his carer is almost over in the WWE. Mark has done a lot. Including facing Undertaker at WrestleMania. Win, lose or draw thats a great achievement, hopefully WWE gives him one more title run to end his career with the WWE.
WWE debuts are one of the most intriguing moments in time. This is a time where you can secretly judge how far they’d make it in the WWE. The big question is who will become WWE’s newest star. WWE has recently tried to sign 3 more people and have succeeded with one, the other 2 are unknown. They Are Sin Cara who has got a penned WWE Contract, Awesome Kong and Seth Rollins.
Christian next. He may be looking at holding the world title by 2011 ends. It has also been said that Christian will have it at WrestleMania 27. I for one would like this. WWE is finally realizing that some of the younger talent need to shine.
WWE Superstars in next on our talk about time. It's going off air but yet NXT is still on it? Do we need WWE Superstars and NXT? I only watch RAW, SmackDown and I will try out Tough Enough.
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